Passing by her daughter's bedroom I was surprised to see everything was picked up. Then I saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."  

My better half daughter's too smart for our own good. ;-).

Not being able to resist I opened the envelope and read the letter.:


Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that
marihuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Sue

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

After playing this for all it was worth showing it to Mom, ( almost cut off the p.s., we have been playing a bit of tit for tat) I call her friends as asked them to adopt her.

Then I found out she just copied the damn thing off the internet.

grrr....